If Carrie Bradshaw embodied the modern woman of the early 2000s, then Amy Sedaris (who made a few cameos on the show) might be just the clever lady to lead us out of the Great Recession and into the next decade. Along with her crack team of outfits and misfits, Sedaris' new book on crafting assembles a host of DIY projects for "anybody who's looking for a simple, creative way to kill a lot of time." From crafting for Jesus to knowing your knack for knick-knacks, "Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People" details how, with just a few pennies, well-adjusted adults and those "hampered by a defective brain" alike can construct a fake candle or coconut bikini.
Fifteen chapters cover curious crafts like crab-claw roach clips and crepe-paper moccasins, along with practical insight like which kind of glue to use with different materials and how to avoid disasters like feather asphyxia. Amy Sedaris for president 2012.
Available November 2010, "Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People" pre-sells from Amazon.