Why Even Try Patch
$5.00
Wallow in your apathy and self-pity with Mean Folk’s adorably depressing “Why Even Try” patch. The hand-shaped embroidered patch can be sewn or ironed onto your favorite denim jacket or tote bag. …
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Sorry I Am Such An Asshole Balloons
$14.00
Host an apologetic party with Adam J Kurtz’s tongue-in-cheek balloons: they show guests you’ve reached enlightenment by acknowledging the truth. Especially if you’re the only guest. There’s a matching gold enamel pin …
“The End” Patch
$6.00
Toronto-based Inner Decay has a knack for making eye-catching pins and patches that stir-up all kinds of feelings. Their straightforward “The End” patch marks a conclusion—whether it’s a story’s happily-ever-after ending, the …
“People I Want To Punch In The Face” Notebook
$14.00
There’s nothing like a pocket-sized notebook to keep track of what really matters. With Rude Notebook’s handmade “People I Want To Punch In The Face” journal, it’s really all in the name. …
Go Away Sweater
$92.00
Fly the flag for lovable curmudgeons everywhere with this “Go Away” sweater from British label Lazy Oaf. The grey marl crewneck (made from 100% cotton) features a chenille-embroidered flag and a very …
“Quiet” Neon Sign
$1,000.00
NYC-based artist Marcus Conrad Poston makes all kinds of curios, but our favorite is his bright neon “Quiet” sign. Available in various colorways, the sign measures approximately 32 by 20 inches and …
“Fuck It” Pennant
$20.00
Some mornings the positive mantra just doesn’t cut it, so when you’ve had just about enough, Explorers Press’ “Fuck It” pennant is the flag to fly high. The soft felt pennant is …
Drag Yourself To Work Print
$150.00
The ever-charming work of Brooklyn-based artist Steve “ESPO” Powers will brighten any wall—even if it’s an image of walking garbage, like his “Drag Yourself To Work Day” print. This bold, three-color piece …
No Fun Beanie
$22.00
Toronto’s No Fun Press is nothing if not straightforward. Socks, patches and the like are emblazoned with slogans like “Anti-You” and “Eat Shit.” Our favorite, however, is the no nonsense “No Fun” …
“Happy Alone” T-Shirt
$20.00
For proud introverts and those who just need a day off from humans, Montreal’s Stay Home Club has all kinds of products for people who like to recharge solo. Our pick is …