Multicolor Turtleneck Top

Belgium-based brand LĒO maintains a firm focus on eye-catching fabrics in their collaboration with American workwear icon Dickies. This turtleneck is crafted from a 3D bubble material (reminiscent of popcorn shirts) and boasts a loud, tie-dye pattern. The playful top also features a logo zipper. Price is in Euros.

Touch Me and Die Sweater

At first glance, MadeMe’s cropped, striped turtleneck is super-cute, but don’t be fooled—the patch reads “Touch Me and Die.” Made from a cotton and viscose blend, the sweater channels the ’90s, Mondays and most women’s sentiments perfectly.