Valise Keychain

This subtle but playful keychain by Tetra features a hexagonally shaped interior that’s the perfect size for a joint, so you can pre-roll and transport with ease and discretion. The painted metal piece comes in navy, emerald or peach colorways with a silver split ring to attach to your keys or belt loop.

Yayoi Kusama Pumpkin Key Ring

An iconic artwork that’s instantly attributable, Yayoi Kusama’s spotted pumpkin is miniaturized for this key ring. There’s an extra charm attached that features a tiny illustration of Kusama on one side and the words “LOVE FOREVER” on the other. It’s a thoughtful way to carry Kusama’s message of love and world peace with you all the time.

Penis-Shaped Keyring

Maybe the perfect gift for the person in your life who has three of everything, J W Anderson’s penis-shaped keyring. Available in black, white or red and measuring 17cm (make a joke if you will) this keyring is made from 100% leather and invites all kinds of excellent puns and jokes—which is almost always welcome.