This sweet white and purple letter-pressed greeting card offers a very practical love spell to make your Valentine fall for you. With sensible magic like “be on time,” “listen” and “brush your teeth,” the advice seems perfectly practical, but oftentimes this kind of common knowledge isn’t so common. Follow the easy spell and there’s no way your Valentine’s Day can go belly up.
While cussing isn’t always acceptable, sometimes you really need to add an expletive or two to make a point. These cute gift tags from Bing Bang make sure that the message is very direct—even a little aggressive. With “fuck, I love you” printed on each one (as well as space to write who the present is to and from) these cards come in a set …
Perhaps not made to give your grandma (depending on your grandma’s taste, that is), Not Another Bill’s set of Profanity Greeting Cards don’t technically insult the person you give them to—since the cuss words are crossed out. But the terms used—from “shit muncher” to “twat” and more—are playfully rude, and the cards’ design is simple but extremely effective. Inside, the cards are blank so you …
