I just remembered this brilliant little project (circa 2003) from our friends over at The Royal Society for the Protection of Designers (aka Pink928). Pink Expenses is a receipt generator that would be handy to the corporate traveller if the content was a little more work-place friendly. To use it just select who serviced you and where, then choose your three slutty courses. The next screen will have a ready-to-print receipt that documents your sexcapades. There are no naughty pictures so unless your boss is looking over your shoulder right now, it's work safe. Filthy Mouth, the RSPD's earlier project isn't so work safe, so be sure to check it out and see what your Gran is really thinking.