Baby-Eating Puppet

Teach your child a harsh but ultimately necessary lesson in mortality with this adorably insatiable plush sea mammal. Because of its vague description, we're not exactly sure what's up with the "Eating Whale Puppet," except that it's extremely cute and seemingly capable of devouring your young. As seen on Excitement Machine, the toy reportedly talks and includes a yummy squid dinner which it– get this– ingests through a hole in the back of its throat. At $16 from Puppet Jungle, this whale promises to be an educational gift for any marine-biologist-in-the-making, as long as the deceptively darling thing doesn't leave your child on the losing end of the food chain.