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Twitter’s Pitchforkquotes keeps followers entertained tweeting the music website’s overblown declarations like “cultural backseat drivers, weaving hushed, ornate arrangements” and head-scratching phrases such as “genuine earworms, both unfailingly hip and often wonderfully associative.”