Modern Anthology

Whale Bottle Opener


No beach house is complete without this lovable bottle opener, which brings just the right amount of function and seaside kitsch to any summer rager. Your under-the-sea friend is sure to elicit an endlessly annoying slew of “whale of a good time” jokes, while simultaneously providing one. Plus, unlike some other fancier sterling silver whale-bottle openers, we like that this guy look a little rough around the edges.