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Whale Bottle Opener

$26

No beach house is complete without this lovable bottle opener, which brings just the right amount of function and seaside kitsch to any summer rager. Your under-the-sea friend is sure to elicit an endlessly annoying slew of “whale of a good time” jokes, while simultaneously providing one. Plus, unlike some other fancier sterling silver whale-bottle openers, we like that this guy look a little rough around the edges.

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