Dork Too Smart Ass Watch

For the 42mm Dork Too timepiece, California watch brand Nixon looked to old-school answering machines for visual inspiration. Then they modeled the device’s time-telling features on this, as well. From the LCD screen to the USB charging port and the fact that the Dork Too shouts the time (among other things) with the push of a button, it’s a well-priced wristwatch basically unlike any else. (Except for Nixon’s rare, original The Dork watch.) More than a conversation starter, it’s a participant. But be warned, it sometimes speaks when you least expect it.

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